April 2012
fapjesus:
Dont make me snap my fingers in a
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ zzz FORMATION zzz ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
wehttamed:
It’s always hilarious when exes come crawling back. I’m going to have a little fun with this…
